Jun 17, 2013

50 People You’re Not Following On Twitter Who You Probably Should Be

Harry Tattersall Smith
Jun 17th, 2013 - 10 mins read

Here’s our run down of people we think you need to be following on Twitter and don’t worry there’s not a Rio Ferdinand in sight…

1) @DeathStarPR

Behind every great hero is a great PR team


2) @WstonesOxfordSt

Tales from Waterstones Oxford Street. 


3) @GSElevator

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators.


4) @50ShedsofGrey

Erotica for the not-too-modern male. (not for the faint-hearted)


5) @MirrorFootball

We’ll Tweet what we want / We’ll Tweet what we want / We’[email protected] / And we’ll Tweet what we want


6) @AmandaPalmer

performer, writer, giver, taker, yeller, listener, love-lover, rule-hater.


7) @rainnwilson

I am an actor and a writer and I co-created @SoulPancake and my son, Walter


8) @ShitGirlsSay

Could you pass me that blanket?


9) @Queen_UK



10) @othrshrtstories

basically, amusing names for books/films that do exist/should exist/should never exist. if you have your own, please share and other short stories…

11) @BorowitzReport

There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life


12) @PippasTips

Tips for living. An invoice for the best part of half a million is in the post.


13) @SexyExecutive

Chief CEO & Managing Assistant President of Sexy Executives Inc.Meeting Room #4


14) @DarthVader

Evil Orphan Ani™


15) @AccidentalP

Highlighting accidental Partridge on twitter


16) @Big_Ben_Clock

Established November 2009. Entirely unofficial & apparently imitated everywhere.


17) @BetFairPoker

My mother says that even as a child I rarely tweeted about poker.


18) @FootballCliches

Adam Hurrey’s crusade to analyse, in excruciating depth, the unique language of football


19) @YourAnonNews

A news network that supports Anonymous. As official accounts do not exist, we’re an Anonymous account amongst many.


20) @ThePositiveTroll

Sharpen your pitchfork of positivity, for today The Positive Troll rides into battle. #positivetroll


21) @SixthFormPoet

Please buy my book, I owe people money


22) @MooseAllain

Artist & Illustrator. Dogsbody, but human head. Peripheral visionary. Pest. Daddy to @archie_allain http://soundcloud.com/moosechoons


23) @FootballRamble



24) @ShitMyDadsays

 This account is where I publish the shit that he says


25) @USSoccerGuy

Expert in the sport of soccer, especially the English EPL League. If you have a problem with my awesome soccer knowledge, block me. No time for soccer douches


26) @Duplicitron

A wicker basket filled with lemons.


27) @HemsleyHemsley

We are food lovers who are passionate about wellness


28) @PaddyPower

Betting news and banter served with a side of mischief by Paddy and team. 


29) @DearPhotograph

#DearPhotographBook out now! http://book.dearphotograph.com  Founded May 2011 by 23 Year old Canadian @TJ. For Speaking Inquiries:http://bit.ly/TJSpeaking


30) @HumbleBrag

 Email [email protected] with any leads on any humblebrags.


31) @Disalmanac

Disalmanac: A Book of Fact-Like Facts


32) @TheTweetOfGod

I’m your dope-ass divinity, trollin’ with My trinity, tossin’ top tweets in your immediate vicinity, flingin’ fly phrases from the fringes of infinity.


33) @AwkwardFamilyPhotos

Celebrating those uncomfortable family moments.


34) @birbigs

Mike Birbliglia: My shows are for self promotion. Twitter is where art happens.


35) @GuyEndoreKaiser

The Millers, CBS


36) @Madeupstats

Strengths: Stats. Weaknesses: Checking stuff



Politely Hilarious. Hilariously Polite. Co-author of @SeinfeldToday Tough Mudder Runner, Sponsored by Wheaties Regular guy at [email protected]


38) @NotTildaSwinton

A collection of universal energy. Mother of a bat, Theremiah Swinton.



Amazing facts from the good people at mental_floss magazine.


40) @GoogleFacts

You can learn a lot of things everyday. When you doubt our facts, just Google it. Thank you.


41) @factsandtrivia

A collection of interesting facts and historical trivia about a variety of fun topics.


42) @NotAPoliceman

Past times include: buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, using drugs as well. Message me.


43) @SarcasticRover

Doing a science on the red planet. Not the real @MarsCuriosity.


44) @KimKierkegaardashian

The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.


45) @ZooeySiri

Sometimes I get confused, so I ask Siri…


46) @Upiktips

This account is not affiliated to any ‘libertarian, non-racist’ organisations with a similar name


47) @meganamram

it’s this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that’s ‘in’ right now. – my mom


48) @MediaREDEF

Curated media + tech + pop newsfeed by @JasonHirschhorn. Volume 100+/day. Daily 40 story newsletter digest athttp://link.mediaredefined.com/join/353/mediaredefsubscribe?curator=MediaReDEF … – tips #tipsmediaredef


49) @ThePoke

Homemade and hand-picked internet treasure. Seen something good? Tweet us.


50) @oldmansearch

My dad is 83 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.


51) @harrytats

Harry Tattersall Smith
Jun 17th, 2013 - 10 mins read